Culinary Champion Pillows

Mary and the fat boy

Come dine with me!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Tension filled the tent.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Am Awful Crammer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It'll never be ready in time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

A woman's work is never done!

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'There's a pork roast in the oven and a casserole in the microwave....two minutes on high.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.