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Mary and the fat boy

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Come dine with me!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Am Awful Crammer.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"It'll never be ready in time."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

A woman's work is never done!

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."