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'All our food is locally sourced.'

Come dine with me!

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

Bake off: Flan B

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Mary Berry

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Just keep your eyes closed - it'll only upset you."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

National Dish.

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

"Iron Chef, my ass!"