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'One more fish, Alice, and you'll be able to use the old frying pan.'

Come dine with me!

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Tension filled the tent.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Tzatzikicicle

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

Spatula Conductor

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'This always seems to happen on your night to cook.'

Artist and chiken

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

'All our food is locally sourced.'