Cooking Champ T-Shirts

'Do you have one for cooking too?'

Come dine with me!

Too much cilantro

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

The First Day Back

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Pollsters

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Father's Day

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'