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"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Too much cilantro

'I told you not to complain about the hospital food!'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Not tonight. Margie wants to watch some guy deep fry a duck on cable."

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

"Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!"

"Ooops...well, at least you now can see that there are a lot of fresh mushrooms in our soup!"

"Your father dressed you, didn't he?"

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'We need more cake shows!'

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"Potatoes too salty? Look, buster ??" I told you to enjoy your meal!"

'All our food is locally sourced.'

Tug the Toggle

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

"Everything bagel?"

"I always see the class as half-baked."

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'My compliments to mummy.'

'Ready, steady, Operate'

Chefs

'3 hamburgers, 2 servings of fries, 1 vanilla shake...'

'Table cloth is filthy.' 'We've been open since 1976.'

"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"