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'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Workplace Shinanigans

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

Time to try something new.

'Rhea of the Year.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Rugby Mad.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

Most dog-like dog.

'I won a prize for being the school swot. I killed more flies than anyone else.'

'This is doing your chances of winning the 'Golden Paper Clip' award no harm at all!'

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Obedience School Spelling Bee

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

Tug the Toggle

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'What is it about 'Please, Dad, I beg of you' that you don't understand? FYI, my best friend Amanda's dad didn't chicken out.'

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.