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'Rhea of the Year.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Rugby Mad.

'It's just possible that the best candidate is the one who wins the Spoon Race.'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Congratulations. You're our 15th caller. The grant is yours!'

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

"Now to file 50 million completed Census forms"

Tug the Toggle

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

The New Simplified Tax Return!...Step 1: Calculate income from all sources...Step 2: Send it.

'Sir, the coffee request form you requested is now three, federal, state and local;'

"Missing out at the AWARDS was BIG upset to Jim...but luckily his team has rallied around to repair the damage...to his ego!"

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

The Apprentice

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'What GPs don't appreciate is that if you don't have middle managers to oversee forms like the 566c4-566 then you wouldn't even KNOW how many 566c4-566s have been filled out.'

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'No wonder you're still tired -- you were campaigning in your sleep all night.'

"It's not enough to write 'Megabucks' on your return, Mr. Clacton. You're supposed to tell us how many."

'I'd like the short form instead.'

Knobbly knees champion

'I must say, that's the most pathetic bar promotion I've ever seen.'

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'