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Thanksgiving Smackdown

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Tension filled the tent.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

The Perfect Foil

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'