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"Out of my way, Marge. It's Science Time!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Surprise in the salad bowl

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

I made you a cake!