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"Are you ready to pound down some breakfast?"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Tension filled the tent.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Too much cilantro

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Go on - they're organic!'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

Scales

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

Thanksgiving 2020

Stay at home food pyramid

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."