Kitchen Challenger T-Shirts

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Tension filled the tent.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Too much cilantro

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!