Kitchen Challenger Pillows

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!