Kitchen Rival Pillows

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Come dine with me!

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Too much cilantro

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Wedding Chefs

Will work for Food Network.

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"If they don't show up soon I'll have to admit I forgot to invite them."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Cook and Octopus

The Colonel at home.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"