Culinary Rival Pillows

"@#!!!%$ the critics!! Give me Bobby $#@!! Flay!!"

'It tasted nice until you told me she cooked it!'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

The Sculptor

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

"Come on, let me see the picture."