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'It tasted nice until you told me she cooked it!'

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

The Sculptor

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'

'Knock it off, you two. This is why I hate double dating.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'