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Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"It'll never be ready in time."

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Cake Walk.

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

The Colonel at home.