Kitchen Competitor Mugs

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Come dine with me!

Tension filled the tent.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Too much cilantro

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

Cake Walk.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

The Colonel at home.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'