Culinary Competitor Mugs

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Come dine with me!

Women's Institute First Annual Onion Chopping Competition "Mark my words, it'll all end in tears"

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

National Dish.

'Ahh, here it is now - this should be one in the eye for the Baxters.'

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

"That's brilliant, Dennis! I only got two point eight yesterday."

"This is my kind of business conflict... the fast food chicken sandwich wars."

"There you are - you can put knives back in the right order if you try, without my condescending advice."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Food Olympics.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

If you promise the potluck stays low-key, I'll go. Promise? There will be no competitive culinary craziness? Absolutely not! Ok! Great. So what'll we bring? Simple recipes. Grilled garlic-lime tuna with Moroccan chermoula cilantro-cayenne marinade. Let the games begin!

Thanksgiving without Football. In one of today's big match-ups, the stuffing was slightly more popular than the cranberries. The cranberries lost but they beat the point spread.

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Whoever can pull them from the stone will be King Arthur's chef.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"