Cooking Challenger Mugs

Too much cilantro

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Tension filled the tent.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

'All the kings horses and all the king's men? No, I'm calling my cousin Louie, he owns a restaurant!'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

'How's the curry?.'

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'I'd like to see him do that with your cooking...'