Home Cooking Challenger Mugs

"I'm sorry I didn't have time to cook so I ordered in a pizza."

Come dine with me!

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Tension filled the tent.

Too much cilantro

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Party time.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"It'll never be ready in time."

'Go on - they're organic!'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'Your dinner's in the microwave.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

Stay at home food pyramid

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"