Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting
Kitchen Athlete Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our kitchen athlete mugs are the perfect way to fuel up with humor and caffeine before tackling any culinary challenge.
Sure, they all laughed when Kevin brought an oven mitt to the game.
Food Olympics.
'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'
You're the puff in my pastry!
"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."
'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'
Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.
Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.
I made you a cake!
Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay
"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."
'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'
'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'
The Inexperienced Cook
"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"
Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"
"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"
A butcher and his apprentice.
Time for pancakes!
Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!
'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'
"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."
'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'
Thanksgiving Game Highlights
Egg Surprise
Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.
'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'
Spatula Conductor
"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."
But I followed the recipe exactly.
No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.
'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'
'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.
'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'
Kitchen Athlete Mugs Collection
Kitchen Athlete Pillows
Brighten up their kitchen or living space with cozy pillows featuring playful kitchen athlete motifs.
Kitchen Athlete Prints
Decorate their space with inspired prints that celebrate the kitchen athlete’s love for cooking and creative flair.
Kitchen Athlete T-Shirts
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