Culinary Courtroom Enthusiast Pillows

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

I love Lawyers

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

'What'll it be?'

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

Feast

"I object!" "Overruled!"

The Perfect Foil

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Yawning barristers in court

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

Cookery Lesson.

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."