Culinary Courtroom Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Guilty! The broth was awful!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

I love Lawyers

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'What'll it be?'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"I object!" "Overruled!"

John W. Law., John W. Law Jr., Robert Law, Janet Law, Attorneys at Law

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Yawning barristers in court

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Cookery Lesson.

"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."