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"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'What'll it be?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

They Are Not Going to Take Me

Cooking With Pollock.

Judge

Uh

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

"I've decided to accept my legal counsel's advice and take the fifth."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Dreary counsel sending the judge and jury to sleep

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

"I'm sure a shock collar is great motivational tool, but I would run it by our lawyers first."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

Menu. How much is that stuff? Read the hash tag.

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

"The parrot you sold me will only through his lawyer!"

"Don't make me come down there."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."