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'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'What'll it be?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

US Gun Control Debates.

Judge

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'