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'Religious scruples prevent me from eating pork.'

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'What'll it be?'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Justice

Fairtale prosecutions.

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

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Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Dumping The Death Penalty

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"First, do no ham."

Audiovisual law

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

The Manipulation of Justice

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

Crime slipping through legal system.

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'

"Sister Coney Barrett, the other sttlers wonder if maybe you misunderstood the basic concept?"