Dietary Law Analyst Gifts

'Religious scruples prevent me from eating pork.'

Trial by Media

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

The Jose Padilla Experience

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'What'll it be?'

"Miss Frobisher, could you get me the State of Arizona V's the Apache Nation file?"

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Fairtale prosecutions.

Justice

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

Lights Action Camera Justice

Bill Barr kicks Lady Justice

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

"It was a crime of passion, not the defendant's offense, out verdict."

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Dumping The Death Penalty

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"First, do no ham."

Audiovisual law

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten! (Published previously September 25, 2006.)

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

The Affirmative Action Wars

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

The Manipulation of Justice

''Mobster'? -- I thought I agreed to testify against a lobster!'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

Crime slipping through legal system.

'On the other hand, if we accept confessions extracted under torture then soon they won't need lawyers.'