Dietary Law Aficionado Gifts

Looking for a gift for your culinary-conscious friend or family member? Our collection offers witty and thoughtful items that proudly showcase their dietary law commitment. From mugs to prints, find a unique way to recognize their dedication and sense of humor.

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'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.' mockup

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin." mockup

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.' mockup

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.' mockup

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

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"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one." mockup

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme mockup

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

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'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.' mockup

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

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'What'll it be?'

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'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.' mockup

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

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'You got a search warrant, sheriff?' mockup

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

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"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse." mockup

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

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"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm." mockup

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

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'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.' mockup

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All. mockup

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

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"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?" mockup

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

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"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest." mockup

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

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"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer." mockup

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.' mockup

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

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US Gun Control Debates.

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Judge

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"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining." mockup

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

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"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell." mockup

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

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"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees." mockup

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

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CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law, mockup

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

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Frank abuses the Power of Attorney. mockup

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

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'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.' mockup

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg

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'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.' mockup

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

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Dietary Law Aficionado Gifts Collection

Dietary Law Aficionado Mugs

Explore our collection of dietary law-themed mugs, perfect for brightening mornings and sparking smiles every day.

Dietary Law Aficionado Pillows

Discover pillows that combine comfort with personality, celebrating dietary laws in a playful and stylish way.

Dietary Law Aficionado Prints

Bring their dietary passion to life with our vibrant prints—ideal for personalizing their space with humor and faith.

Dietary Law Aficionado T-Shirts

Check out our humorous and meaningful t-shirts designed for those dedicated to their dietary laws and proud to wear their faith.