Dietary Law Aficionado Gifts

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What'll it be?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

US Gun Control Debates.

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

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Judge

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg