Foodie With A Legal Twist Gifts

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

Uh

'Then you admit you went into the Mexican Restaurant and said to the waitress, 'Baby, I'd like to nibble on your tacos'.'

So su me.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Flying sauces.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'