Foodie Barrister Gifts

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

'What'll it be?'

Uh

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

U.S. Bread Basket.

"I'd like to represent myself. . . though what as, I haven't yet decided."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

'Have you tried the meatballs yet?'

So su me.

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

'When I offered the bribe, Your Honor, I was just being polite.'

"Don't judge my client by the covers of the books he reads."

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

"I'm not sure if it's the extra cannery waste or bakery waste, but I can hardly taste the antibiotics."

EU: Legal Labelling Requirements for Meat!

Demonstration at a bar

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

US Agriculture

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

'Then you admit you went into the Mexican Restaurant and said to the waitress, 'Baby, I'd like to nibble on your tacos'.'

Coiffures suitable for lady barristers

Staunch lady at grocer's