Foodie Lawyer Gifts

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

'What'll it be?'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Worlds Apart.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Uh

"First, do no ham."

Surgeon

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

Speculators and Food Production

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

Save the children

Punch's Monument to Peel's Repeal of the Corn Laws in 1846

'Have you tried the meatballs yet?'

So su me.

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

World Demand for Food.

"Please sir, is this gruel Fairtrade?"

Demonstration at a bar

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

World Needs.

"Orthopaedic Surgeon are we? Well, you'll enjoy our spare ribs as starters followed by a main course of either Leg of Lamb, Shoulder of Pork, or Neck Chops."

"How come only in America do you see "poor" fat people?"

Food Poverty

Cup runneth over...cup needeth filling.

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'