Foodie With A Legal Twist Pillows

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

'Then you admit you went into the Mexican Restaurant and said to the waitress, 'Baby, I'd like to nibble on your tacos'.'

So su me.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Advocado

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"