Dining Enthusiast With A Legal Flair Pillows

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'What'll it be?'

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign