Legal Foodie Pillows

'Have you tried the meatballs yet?'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'What'll it be?'

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

Uh

CSI Fridays

"First, do no ham."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

"I'm not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu."

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

U.S. Bread Basket.

"Good evening, my name is Hank. I'm your waiter tonight. This is Eddy, he is our cooks' lawyer."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

So su me.

"What have you got that says, 'not guilty'?"

Lady to other: 'I teach culinary law. I specialize in torts.'

'For legalese, press three...'

Demonstration at a bar

Skeleton staff. No food to be consumed on these premises.

The attorney's Blue-Plate special: Red Snapper, embroiled in a hot legal dispute.

"Judge Edelman is taking the chicken livers under advisement, Gertrude; I've decided in favor of the veal; and Judge Hefferman seems to be recusing himself."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

'Then you admit you went into the Mexican Restaurant and said to the waitress, 'Baby, I'd like to nibble on your tacos'.'

'A lawyer orders lunch.'

Staunch lady at grocer's

'Fondants and cervelats gave the foodie ataraxy.'