Amateur Cook With A Legal Twist Gifts

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

"Well-done, alright?"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Cat Cooking Bird.

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Recipes.

'I thought too many cooks spoiled the broth.'

Uh

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

"And should you retain us, Mr. Hodal, you'll find that we're more than just a law firm."

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"It's the first edition of 'How dogs know what their owners are bringing home for dinner'."

'Stop worrying, Wally's wife said, you're not going to screw up, and the hyena boys aren't going to laugh at you.'

"Your dish will be out just as soon as it clears legal."

Fly in soup, "Gutsy little bugger isn't he?"

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"I don't like this hot dish."