"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."
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'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"
"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
"I'll take this one."
'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'
'I told you it wouldn't work.'
Violent Crime Statistics
Dog Bar with Toilets.
Lady Justice.
"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."
Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'
'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'
"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'
'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'
"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"
They Are Not Going to Take Me
"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."
It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
Baby's first words.
"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."
'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'
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