Animal Lawyer Gifts

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Support group for sheep.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"I have no thumbs."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The Golfing Accident

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

dog vs UFO...