Dog-loving Lawyer Gifts

'My dog ate my opinion.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

I like you and I like your company!

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Is your dog friendly?!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Down, Boy!...that is, overruled.'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'The book isn't a self-help book, it's telling you that dogs aren't as important as humans.'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."