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'My dog ate my opinion.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

I like you and I like your company!

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

"Is your dog friendly?!"

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'Are you serious? I've got a good mind to report you to the grievance commitee'

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Your test results are in. You've got Irritable Growl Syndrome."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Down, Boy!...that is, overruled.'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

"Now look! You've upset him!"

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"I must admit, this talk of outsourcing excites me. Especially the 'out' part."

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...