Pet-loving Judge Gifts

'My dog ate my opinion.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Court's in recess!'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Best in Heat.

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

Most dog-like dog.

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

Fido phones

I'd like to see you in chambers, Mr. Fusco. I'm sorry. I don

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

Laws and mobile technology

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

Criminal Court; Juvenile Court; Domestic Court; Dog/cat Court

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Computer questionning a witness.

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

Hanging Judge

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

Most Annoying Bark

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"