Pet-loving Judge Mugs

'My dog ate my opinion.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Court's in recess!'

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Most dog-like dog.

Best in Heat.

'Gentlemen, I've just seen the quarterly reports and believe me, I am not wagging my tail!'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Criminal Court; Juvenile Court; Domestic Court; Dog/cat Court

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Laws and mobile technology

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Computer questionning a witness.

"I want to leave everything to my cat."

"As a dog he's incredible. As a chef he's just okay."

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

Hanging Judge

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

'Just as a precautionary measure; is there any way you can get rid of that mask?'

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

Most Annoying Bark

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.