Animal Judge Gifts

'Say you're sorry and promise to give him a rossette.

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

I love Lawyers

'Court's in recess!'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Barristers

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"You call this a constitution?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Now that's a win."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."