Pet Show Judge Gifts

Dog Show

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Cat Show

Piers Morgan.

Dog Show. He was this close to winning a ribbon until they subtracted points for his breath.

Best in Heat.

Most dog-like dog.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Simon Cowell

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Sorry, I already have a Dancer.'

"A few years ago they didn't even have a category for talking dogs."

Cat Show - Sheds Most

Dogs at Dog Show Judging the Judges.

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Criminal Court; Juvenile Court; Domestic Court; Dog/cat Court

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

'Shhhhh. This is our favorite show, 'Stupid Pet Owner Tricks'!'

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'STANDARD AMERICAN MOONDOGGIE'

Most Annoying Bark

'Frankly, milking machines don't suck as much as you, my dear.' Simon Cow

Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

"It says best of show at Westminster, impressive. But do you know how to type?"

'We're looking for a star, and I truly believe that star could be you...'

Cat show success.

Dog Show: Most Human Look.

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

Dog wins 'Worst of Breed' prize.

Bulldog intimidates judge at dog show.