Pet Lawyer Gifts

'I sentence you to nine consecutive life terms.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'What's founder?'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'The nice thing about group practice is that two minds are better than one.'

'Down, Boy!...that is, overruled.'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

Fido phones

"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

'Now tell me Mrs. Swartsbunt, can you pick out the guy who slaughtered your husband?'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

Broken artefact in the museum

At least your patients can't complain like the medical doctor's do!"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"Not only does the vet want me to brush the dog's teeth, he wants me to floss it too!"

'Now class, let's not condemn the private practitioner who first saw this case and failed to make an obvious diagnosis."

Dog food 5p off - "No, it isn't a good reason to buy a dog!"

'The necropsy was a success...but the patient lived!'

Here lie the earthly remains of Cal Can, beloved town dogcatcher.

'I KNOW this is insect repellent and not after-shave lotion.'

Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

"Yes, we're a protected species Mum, but to keep the humans honest, I want to become a lawyer so that I can fight them in court if needs be..."

'We do require human references, if possible!'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."

"Did you or did you not employ a leash to drag your cairn terrier, Jack, away from the corner of Park Avenue and Sixty-fifth Street in spite of his making every effort to clearly indicate to you that he wished to stay where he was?"

"I may not be part of your social circle, but I am part of your ecosystem!"

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