Furry Law Enthusiast Gifts

"If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to pet the defendant, too."

Dog yoga

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"Cat park"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.