Furry Law Enthusiast Pillows

"If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to pet the defendant, too."

Dog yoga

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

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'Next!'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

Violent Crime Statistics

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Cat park"

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."