Furry Aficionado Pillows

"There's Ron. I knew we lost him the minute he mistakenly walked into that investment bankers convention next door."

"Pick me!"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog yoga

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Family with pets.

Litter Tray Training

"He's already getting attached to you."

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."