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"That law against keeping chickens inside the city limits is so crazy."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"I'll take this one."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'Oh, it is so totally on, now!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'