Quirky Law Lovers Gifts

Laws of Chicago - Illegal Objects Inserted in Parking Meters.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

Upholding the Law

Clarence Thomas

Policing the Police

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

EU - Constitution

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...

'Your Honor, we find the defendant to be the subject of misplaced guilt.'